I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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