ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
try to milk me bitch
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