yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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