I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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