I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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