Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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