Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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