Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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