I can't watch pbs sober anymore
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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