Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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