is wine microwaveable?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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