Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
