no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I am naked and annoyed.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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