I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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