It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I touched a dick in church today
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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