Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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