Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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