Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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