He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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