Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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