He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
