Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Randomize
