He had one of those small greek statue penises
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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