I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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