"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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