I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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