3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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