So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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