ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
FUCK WHALES
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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