My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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