Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
We have started to decorate penises.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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