Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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