i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Randomize