just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
this hospital has no fireball
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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