tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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