why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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