So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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