he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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