Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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