i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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