is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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