Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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