is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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