People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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