i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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