I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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