Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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