I forgot how hot balto sounded
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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