Dual....:-)
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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