just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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