Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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