Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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